11. By confusing turkeys with bank-robbing peacocks:
H. By plumbing the depths of the phrase "intestinal fortitude":
Spoon. By anthropomorphizing a mushroom cloud:
XVI: By confusing "turkey" with "demon snuffleupagus...from Rio":
17. Or by confusing it with the Magnificent Bagel-Nosed Falcon of Uganda:
And lastly...
20. By putting an Indian headdress on Cthulhu:
Nicole D., Marcy P., Sarah T., Diane M., Lindsay H., Michelle G., & Kristen R., I'm starting to forget what a turkey even looks like. I guess that means I'm ready to start decorating!
- Related Wreckage: Turkeys
NOTE: Hey, Floridians! John and I will be at the Orlando Public Library Saturday, Dec. 12th, at 2PM. Here's your chance to stock up on signed copies of Cake Wrecks, aka "the perfect stocking stuffer." ;) Go here for details, and to RSVP.