I can think of a few things that might make Chuck Norris cry:1) Seeing this cake
2) Having his body in the position pictured (since his spinal cord would have to be severed from twisting 180 degrees).
3) Realizing that his fan base has degenerated into noodle-armed cubicle-dwellers who honestly think the only difference between them and him is a big gun and a pair of 80’s aviator glasses.
Sorry, Chuck.
UPDATE: Many thanks to alert reader Penny for pointing out the spelling mistake on "doesn't"! [wiping eyes] My little Cake Wrecks readers - all grown up and spotting errors on their own!
