Now, I'm just ballparking here, but I think the message might be something along the lines of:
"When I think of you, I think of bug-infested poop. And football. Because I hate football."
Gee, at this point, why not just cut to the chase?
"The Message Cookie: When you hate enough to actually spend money on more clearly expressing your hatred."
Remember, E.M., if you're ever offered a poo-spotted football cake, the proper response is: "Thanks, but I think I'll pass."
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