(Ah, phone orders, how I love thee...)This next one's a bit harder because of the lousy penmanship, but give it a minute: it'll come to you.
Did you get it? Huh? Didja?
Seriously, how fabulous is this? The baker took a simple two-word inscription ("You're 31!"), turned it into a three-word inscription, and then misspelled every word. ("Your thirtee won")
And then there's that comma. Just look at it, sitting there all nonchalantly, mocking my every attempt to comprehend its existence. Grr. I tell ya, if there's one thing I hate, it's smug punctuation marks. Yeah. It's all, "Hey, you should pause for breath here, even though the sentence has technically already ended." Aaaugghh!!
I can't take it anymore!
The comma must be stopped!!
[patting down hair]
Ahem.
So, where were we?
Oh, right. Well, I have no idea how old Alicia here is...
...but at least there are no stinkin' commas.Jennifer S., Cari B., & Alicia W., I've noticed that more people are suggesting I take a day off lately. I have no idea why.
- Related Wreckage: Tassel Hassles
